co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

(via r0selips)

amortizing:

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

(via well-nope)